atypical
been awol...test after test after test have wreaked sheer havoc on my mental state. i was super fly yesterday tho. :). unfortunately, i also ran out with my camera sans memory stick, so....no photos of that. to keep this thing moving, i decided to show y'all some pics of a wedding i went to. i got made up and wore pumps and a frothy pink dress. so un-me.
bb shots.
note how boobalicious my friend is. yeah, upon hearing that, one automatically looks at the other boobs in the picture. in this case, they are nonexistent. couldn't find appropriate undergarments to counteract that effect. and it was hella hot. braless steez. fuck yeah, women's lib.
my friend did my makeup for this. i think she's trying to turn me into a girl. she made me wear this instead of the black dress i had. there were a lot of scandalous broads at this wedding. i mean, honestly, you're in a CHURCH. a place of WORSHIP. i know there are probably tons of single men there, but one ought not to wear a backless scrap of spandex to a religious function. just...ghetto. i had a whole rant about this after a shot of vodka outside the church<----hypocrite?
i drink guinness like an irishman.
this boy keeps me in stitches. we used to be such good friends. then life took over and he moved away and i find myself a little out of sorts and one friend short. boohoo.
so...how do you guys feel about glassess-lessness (totally goes with the boobalicious and braless theme, and general improper grammar in this post)? i look chinkyyyyyyy. but it was nice to not have to wipe whatever mysterious film had gathered on my glasses(againnnn!) for that moment. i'm going to try contacts again, swear. i was blurry as hell for this shot. it's k. i just smiled at the flash. :D.
dress: calvin klein
shoes: sigerson morrison. i broke the tap and had to switch to my lavender flats. way more comfy for dancing. HA backless-spandex-stiletto wearing slags!
are you guys coping with this week better than i am? someone i was beginning to admire made a pass at me yesterday. it threw me for a loop, completely confused me, flattered me, and then the mortification set in. what do i do now? ignore this person? i mean...i shut it down and humiliated them. so....is that another friend lost or can we look beyond our (asexual/platonic) differences and continue down our path to friendship? i need help. cuz this doesn't happen to me. i mean, i got called stuck up this week. more on that later.
k, back to the slaveship with me. hope someone is still reading...happy tuesday!
bb shots.
note how boobalicious my friend is. yeah, upon hearing that, one automatically looks at the other boobs in the picture. in this case, they are nonexistent. couldn't find appropriate undergarments to counteract that effect. and it was hella hot. braless steez. fuck yeah, women's lib.
my friend did my makeup for this. i think she's trying to turn me into a girl. she made me wear this instead of the black dress i had. there were a lot of scandalous broads at this wedding. i mean, honestly, you're in a CHURCH. a place of WORSHIP. i know there are probably tons of single men there, but one ought not to wear a backless scrap of spandex to a religious function. just...ghetto. i had a whole rant about this after a shot of vodka outside the church<----hypocrite?
i drink guinness like an irishman.
this boy keeps me in stitches. we used to be such good friends. then life took over and he moved away and i find myself a little out of sorts and one friend short. boohoo.
so...how do you guys feel about glassess-lessness (totally goes with the boobalicious and braless theme, and general improper grammar in this post)? i look chinkyyyyyyy. but it was nice to not have to wipe whatever mysterious film had gathered on my glasses(againnnn!) for that moment. i'm going to try contacts again, swear. i was blurry as hell for this shot. it's k. i just smiled at the flash. :D.
dress: calvin klein
shoes: sigerson morrison. i broke the tap and had to switch to my lavender flats. way more comfy for dancing. HA backless-spandex-stiletto wearing slags!
are you guys coping with this week better than i am? someone i was beginning to admire made a pass at me yesterday. it threw me for a loop, completely confused me, flattered me, and then the mortification set in. what do i do now? ignore this person? i mean...i shut it down and humiliated them. so....is that another friend lost or can we look beyond our (asexual/platonic) differences and continue down our path to friendship? i need help. cuz this doesn't happen to me. i mean, i got called stuck up this week. more on that later.
k, back to the slaveship with me. hope someone is still reading...happy tuesday!
posted by Pennerad at
11:22
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