would like to execute this with equal flair:

it just looks super comfy. are those pants wang? they look like these shorts.

pardon the impending absence. i'm super exhausted and running on caffeine and no sleep.

i know i live in the hood now because people in the alley behind my house argue at top pitch at 4 am. and then the whole neighborhood starts yelling. and i wake up. and stay that way.

ha.

okay. back to writing my paper.